Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
