you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
