And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Do vagina's smell?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
you had me at cake vodka
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And then he peed in my hair
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