Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I love you. Go after that dick
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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