i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
