No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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