even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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