the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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