But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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