Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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