I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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