these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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