that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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