why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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