hotel room ftw
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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