i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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