i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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