My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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