Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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