dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
