ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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