he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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