Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I don't deserve a penis
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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