yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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