He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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