She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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