My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I skipped work to stalk him.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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