So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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