What did we do last night that was yellow?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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