My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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