Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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