The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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