hotel room ftw
accomplished twins. life is a go
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
they're like a gay fantastic four
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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