Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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