I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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