Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
