whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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