So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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