It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Mom said you looked used
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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