it was like eating out sand paper
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Damn victory sex feels great
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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