Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I want her autograph on my taint
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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