The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i need some magic done to my vagina
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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