i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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