I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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