Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
