awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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