I'm gonna have a badass scar
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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