brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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