1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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