Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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