He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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