Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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